Drink More Champagne

Caviar and cigarettes, well-versed in etiquette, extaordinarily nice.

Sanrio… Luxe? November 12, 2008

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Apparently a “Sanrio Luxe” store opened in Times Square, New York. This is Hello Kitty for very, very rich little girls or very, very deranged grown-ups. Jezebel kindly posted some shots for us to go “Pfft, wow, seriously??!” at.

Hello Kitty Diamond Jewelry (by Kimora Lee Simmons)

Hello Kitty Mary-Janes (in what looks like suede?)

Blinged-Out Pez Dispensers

WHAT RECESSION???

 

Pretense September 19, 2008

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Pretentious: pretending to be something/someone it/you is/are not.

I didn’t think salt and pepper shakers could actually be pretentious. But I was wrong.

Is there anything more pretentious than these salt and pepper shakers from CB2? I mean, come on. Maybe if you picked them in Spain, they’d be an interesting addition to your table. But they’re not. They’re from your local CB2. Who buys these? People who want their salt and pepper shakers to make them seem well-traveled? I’m so confused.